Log this as reason number 924 NOT to have a pet: bodily refuse. Yes, I've mentioned it before, it's a biggie to me.
Today we went to Livonia to visit Joel's Aunt Michal. Michal and her family have a dog. As we were walking outside, Camden stepped in Beauty's Bodily Refuse (heretofore referred to as BBR). Well, BBR stuck to the bottom of Camden's shoe. Camden's shoes have little ridges that make it nearly IMPOSSIBLE to remove BBR from them. So, Aunt Michal used a butter knife to expertly remove as much BBR from the shoes as she could. YUCKY!!
I will be throwing those shoes in the washer tonight. Poor washer doesn't know what's coming!